Chicago Bagel Authority CBA-Armitage
STEAMWICHES
STEAMWICH OF THE MONTH!
Breakfast Steamwiches
- Belmont
maple sausage links, smoked ham, chive cream cheese, jalapeños, scrambled egg, pepperjack cheese and Gouda cheese on an everything bagel. Much like Belmont, it's a little nasty looking, a little sloppy, a wee bit skanky, but full of personality. So delicious.
$11.00 - Breakfast Bagel
bacon, hard-boiled egg, and American cheese on an egg bagel
$9.00 - Butter Bagel
Warm, buttery, deliciousness. Pick a bagel.
$4.00 - Cheech's Smash Hit
“Cheech’s Smash Hit 🎶” egg everything bagel corned beef chive cream cheese pickled red onions scrambled egg pepper-jack cheese chipotle mayo
$11.00 - Country Breakfast
ham, scrambled eggs, and Swiss on bialy
$10.00 - Cream Cheese Bagel
Warm, gooey, deliciousness. Pick a bagel and a cream cheese.
$5.00 - Dank N Eggs
scrambled egg, bacon, roast beef, smoked cheddar cheese, American cheese, honey mustard, and salt and pepper on an everything bagel
$11.00 - Denver
ham, scrambled egg, Muenster cheese, onions, and green peppers on bialy
$11.00 - Egg McMahon
sausage, scrambled egg, and American cheese on a bialy
$9.00 - Eggosaurus
bacon, roast beef, scrambled egg, swiss, American, avocado, onions & spicy chipotle mayo on bialy
$11.00 - Eternal Sunshine
scrambled egg, bacon, lox spread, onion, tomato, avocado & tabasco on bialy
$11.00 - Five-O Bagel
bacon and cream cheese on an onion bagel
$9.00 - Goat Killa
roast beef, scrambled egg, pepperoni, hot giardiara, scrambled egg, provolone cheese on bialy
$11.00 - Good Morning Tony
Bacon Smoked Cheddar American Cheese Sliced Hardboiled Egg Blueberry Bagel Grape Jelly
$9.00 - Hangover Helper
scrambled egg, ham, and smoked cheddar cheese on an egg bagel
$11.00 - Huevos Rancheros
ham, scrambled egg, pepper jack, and jalapenos on a onion bagel
$11.00 - Junior’s Breakfast
Junior’s Breakfast is a dealer's choice. Junior makes decadent breakfast sandwiches for himself every morning. This typically includes a couple of meats, a couple of cheeses, eggs of some sort, and habanero or chipotle mayo. But nothing is guaranteed. Feeling lucky?
$11.00 - Just A Bagel
choose your bagel, let us know if you'd like it steamed or sliced!
$3.00 - Lean Jean
egg whites, turkey sausage, basil, gouda on a scooped out rye bagel
$9.00 - Lightning Bagel
The Lighting Bagel - egg bagel - scrambled egg - sausage - American cheese - side of maple syrup for dipping Lighting bagel meal includes stickers, goldfish crackers, and chocolate milk❤️ Temporary tattoos are coming soon!
$9.00 - Lox Spread Bagel
Our new homemade deluxe lox spread - loaded with lox, capers, chives & dill. Delicious.
$7.00 - Phat Matt (vegan)
Everything Bagel Just Egg - Plant Based Plant Based Cheddar Impossible Sausage Giardiniera Sprouts Tomato Slap Ya Mama Spice
$11.00 - Puck
Canadian bacon, scrambled egg, and American cheese on an egg bagel
$9.00 - Sam's Sunrise
scrambled egg and American cheese on an egg bagel
$7.00 - Sausage Fest
scrambled egg, sausage, bacon, and American cheese on onion bagel.
$11.00 - Super Deluxe
scrambled egg, bacon, ham, smoked cheddar, and American on an egg bage
$11.00 - Swanson Sandwich of Greatness
ham, bacon, sausage, roast beef, scrambled egg, hardboiled egg, American cheese, and smoked cheddar on an onion bagel - side of maple syrup available upon request
$14.00 - The Dude
bacon, scrambled egg, jalapeños, American cheese, on an egg everything bagel
$9.00 - The Omen
Egg-Everything Bagel Giardiniera Cream Cheese Smoked Bacon Hard Boiled Egg Smoked Cheddar Cheese Pickled Red Onions
$9.00 - The Vegan-Licious
The Vegan-licious This vegan sausage, egg, and cheese will blow your mind! Impossible Breakfast Sausage, Just Egg folded omelet, Follow-Your-Heart cheddar on a warm onion bialy. Named by Kennedy :)
$10.00 - Western
scrambled egg, green peppers, onions, tomato, and colby on an egg bagel
$9.00 - Woody
bacon, scrambled egg, American cheese, and grape jelly on a bialy. THE OFFICIAL PRE-GAME MEAL OF KERRY WOOD!!
$9.00 - Any Bagel With Egg Patty Only$5.00
Turkey Steamwiches
- Bacon Boat to Turkey Town
turkey, chive cream cheese, bacon, sprouts, banana peppers, red onions, and spicy mustard on a poppy bagel
$11.00 - Ben's Best
turkey, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bialy
$11.00 - Bluegrass
turkey, pepperoni, salami, onion, Italian dressing, provolone, and smoked cheddar on a bialy
$11.00 - Bricks & Ivy$11.00
- Chip's Special
turkey, provolone, colby, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, mustard, and mayo on a bialy
$11.00 - Clayboy
turkey, muenster, sprouts, tomato, avocado, and honey mustard on a plain bagel
$11.00 - Crunch and Munch
turkey, smoked cheddar, lettuce, honey mustard, parmesan peppercorn, and Nacho Cheese Doritos on an everything bagel. Wanna switch the chips? Let us know.
$11.00 - Dhrumanji
turkey, bacon, mushrooms, basil, pepper jack, gouda, garlic, oregano, parmesan peppercorn on pretzel roll
$11.00 - Dirty Swede
turkey, cream cheese, bacon, Colby, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, and mayo on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Gobbler$8.00
- Konrad
turkey, provolone, chive spread, lettuce, tomato, and banana peppers on a bialy
$11.00 - Kool Jules
turkey, provolone, veggie cream cheese, sprouts, and mustard on a bialy
$11.00 - Messy Katie
turkey, cream cheese, Colby, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, avocado, and honey mustard on a bialy
$11.00 - Miss Matilda's
turkey, Swiss, smoked cheddar, cukes, tomato, and mayo on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Mr. Turkey
turkey, provolone, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a plain bagel
$11.00 - Ned's Gold
turkey, swiss, lettuce, banana peppers, parmesan peppercorn, and horseradish on a garlic bagel
$11.00 - Ritz
turkey, bacon, smoked cheddar, and garlic mayo on a bialy
$11.00 - Sara's Secret
turkey, cream cheese, avocado, sprouts, and mustard on a bialy
$11.00 - Smitty's Nook
turkey, bacon, Gouda, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bialy
$11.00 - Spaulding's Choice
turkey, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and Parmesan peppercorn on a plain bagel
$11.00 - Studs Turkey$11.00
- Toby-Q
turkey, smoked cheddar, provolone, onion, green pepper, and BBQ sauce on a poppy bagel
$11.00 - Tonya Harding Club
turkey, ham, bacon, Colby, and Swiss on a plain bagel
$11.00 - Wam-O
turkey, smoked cheddar, veggie spread, lettuce, and tomato on a bialy
$11.00 - Xanadu
turkey, provolone, tomato, sprouts, cukes, and mustard on a poppy bagel
$11.00 - White Lightning
Turkey, Pepperoni, Pepper Jack, Jalapeños, Habanero Mayo, Lettuce & Tomato, Dash of Cayenne, On Poppy
$11.00
Veggie Steamwiches
- Aunt Beanies
hummus, sprouts, tomato, and avocado on rye
$9.00 - Cheesemonger
gouda, dill Havarti, provolone, horsey sauce, tomato, and sprouts on a bialy
$11.00 - Chia Bagel
veggie spread, Swiss, avocado, lettuce, sprouts, and honey mustard on sesame
$11.00 - Green Goddess
chive cream cheese, hard boiled egg, avocado, jalapeños, green peppers, dill havarti, and honey mustard on poppy
$11.00 - Greg-O
cream cheese, smoked cheddar, avocado, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, and mustard on bialy
$11.00 - Sideways
vegan cream cheese, vegan cheddar, giardiniera, cucumber, tomato, arugula, avocado, and brown mustard on rye
$11.00 - Urban Gardener
provolone, colby, and every veggie we have on a bialy
$11.00 - Veggie Pizza
pizza sauce, onions, mushrooms, green and banana peppers, and provolone on bialy
$9.00 - Webster Fitness
hummus, smoked cheddar, cukes, and sprouts on a bialy
$9.00 - Weir's the Beef
vegan cream cheese, mushrooms, peppers, onions, jalapeños, arugula, mustard, and frank’s hot sauce on poppy
$10.00 - Wrigley Fielder
veggie spread, dill havarti, onions, green peppers, tomato, sprouts, and avocado on a bialy
$11.00
Roast Beef Steamwiches
- Captain Beefheart$11.00
- Covfefe Crunch
roast beef, salami, swiss, horsey sauce, lettuce, tomato, covfefe peppers, and sour cream and onion chips on sesame
$11.00 - Franks'
roast beef, Swiss, chive spread, onions, and mustard on a rye bagel
$11.00 - Large Marge
guajillo dusted roast beef, basil, jalapeños, onions, swiss, provolone, avocado, lettuce, tomato, peppercorn ranch on bialy
$11.00 - Mikey's Munch
roast beef, pepper jack, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and Parmesan peppercorn dressing on an everything bagel
$11.00 - Motown Philly
roast beef, green peppers, onions, provolone, and Italian dressing on a bialy
$11.00 - Ravenswood
roast beef, smoked cheddar, horseradish, mayo, lettuce, and tomato on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Rocky's
roast beef, bacon, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bialy
$11.00
Chicken/Tuna Salad Steamwiches
- 20/20
chicken salad, Swiss, lettuce, and tomato on bialy
$11.00 - Chicago Party Aunt
tuna salad, giardinara, smoked cheddar, onions, lettuce, tomato & mustard on a garlic bagel.
$11.00 - Donkey Punch
chicken salad, onions, bbq sauce, and smoked cheddar on bialy
$11.00 - Feel the Bern
chicken salad, jalapeños, dried cranberries, pepper-jack cheese, maple sausage, and habanero mayo on poppy
$11.00 - Fire Walk with Me
chicken salad, pepperoni, pizza sauce, provolone and tabasco on everything
$11.00 - Honey Badger
chicken salad, swiss & gouda, bacon, jalapeños, lettuce, tomato and honey on sesame
$11.00 - Hot Tuna Meltdown
tuna salad, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and banana peppers on a bialy
$11.00 - Jane Train
tuna salad, veggie cream cheese, swiss, avocado, lettuce, sprouts & honey mustard on sesame-rye
$11.00 - Loosey
tuna salad, Swiss, sprouts, tomato, cukes, and mustard on an everything bagel
$11.00 - Muenster Mash
chicken salad, green peppers, and muenster on an everything bagel
$11.00
Ham/Bacon Steamwiches
- Amazing Gracey
bacon slathered in butter, with avocado and Slap Ya Mama Cajun Seasoning on a pretzel bun.
$10.00 - Bob-E-Q
ham, bacon, bbq sauce, smoked cheddar & lettuce on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Dillweed
smoked ham, dill havarti, smoked cheddar, 1000 island dressing, spicy pickle potato chips, dill pickle, lettuce, garlic bagel
$11.00 - Dreadlock
bacon, colby, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and sprouts, on a bialy
$11.00 - Five-O-Bagel
bacon and cream cheese on an onion bagel
$9.00 - Fred's Rainbow
ham, American cheese, avocado, jalapenos, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bialy
$11.00 - Good Rick
bacon, gouda, dill havarti, muenster, mushrooms, tomato, avocado, and parmesan peppercorn dressing
$11.00 - Ham Radio
ham, swiss, pickles, arugula, and brown mustard on egg everything
$11.00 - Ham Solo
ham, mushroom, onion, gouda, avocado, chipotle mayo and spices on sesame
$11.00 - Hoosier Daddy
ham, American cheese, and mayo on a plain bagel
$10.00 - Italian
ham, salami, pepperoni, provolone, Italian dressing, banana peppers, and onions on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Lincoln Pork
ham, bacon, muenster, mushrooms, onions, and mayo on a sesame bagel
$11.00 - Oak Pork BLT
chive cream cheese, bacon, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and garlic mayo on an everything bagel
$11.00 - B L T$8.00
Corned Beef Steamwiches
- Bowler's Bagel
corned beef, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onions, mayo, and horseradish on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Bread Intruder
corned beef, bacon, hardboiled egg, pepperjack, smoked cheddar, black pepper, lettuce & habanero mayo on a rye bagel
$11.00 - Chicago Fire
corned beef, pepper jack, jalapenos, and spicy brown mustard on rye bagel
$11.00 - Depaul Reuben
corned beef, Swiss, sauerkraut, and 1000 island on rye bagel.
$11.00
Pepperoni, Salami, Meatballs Steamwiches
- Afterburner
Meatballs, banana peppers, pizza sauce and provolone on an onion bagel.
$11.00 - Brennaissance
meatballs, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, muenster, provolone, fresh basil, creamy marinara and spices on a pretzel bun
$11.00 - E-Town Express
veggie cream cheese, salami, pickles, arugula, and brown mustard on egg everything
$11.00 - Hide The Salami
salami hidden under bacon, pepperoni, banana peppers, provolone, lettuce, avocado, and ranch dressing on an onion bagel
$11.00 - Hot Carl
meatballs, dill havarti cheese, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and parmesan pepper- corn on an everything bagel!
$11.00 - Pizza Bagel
pepperoni, provolone, pizza sauce, oregano on a plain bagel
$8.00 - Slick Willy
Meatballs, provolone, lettuce, tomato & parmesan peppercorn ranch on a sesame bagel.
$11.00
Create Your Own Steamwiches
SNACKS & TREATS
Snacks and Treats
- Chips
choose from Deep River kettle chips or other classics
- Rice Crispy Treats
homemade and huge!
$4.00 - S'more Thingies
golden grahams & cocoa puffs all treated up
$4.00 - Mini Cookie$1.50
- Oats-Cranberry$4.00
- Huge Chocolate Chip Cookie
we make these daily and their gooey in the middle, crispy on the edges
$4.00 - Banana Chocolate Chip Cookie
like the best banana-chocolate chip muffin you ever tried
$4.25 - Hot Melted Cheese Bagel/Bread
pick a bagel, pick a cheese, we make it melted and delicious
$4.00 - Atheist's Nightmare
sliced banana, all-natural peanut butter, and cinnamon-sugar on a wheat bagel
$7.00 - Banana Surprise
sliced banana, plain cream cheese, and cinnamon-sugar on a cinnamon-raisin bagel
$7.00 - Cookie Monster
a chocolate chip cookie, cream cheese & cinnamon sugar on blueberry bagel
$8.00 - Hummus Bagel
choose a bagel
$6.00 - Miami Bagel
cream cheese and cinnamon-sugar on a blueberry bagel
$5.00 - PB and J Bagel
all-natural peanut butter and your choice of jelly on any bagel
$6.00 - Fokken Nuts Grab-Bag Bagel
We pick the bagel. We pick from a collection of 18 Fokken Nuts peanut, cashew, and almond butters to surprise you! Feeling lucky?
$6.00 - Peanut Butter Bagel
all-natural peanut butter on any bagel
$6.00 - Jelly Bagel
jelly on your choice of bagel
$4.00 - Just A Bagel
choose your bagel, let us know if you'd like it steamed or sliced!
$3.00 - Fresh Apple
perfect for teachers
$2.00 - Fresh Banana
perfect for tailpipes
$2.00 - Goldfish Crackers
enough for two toddlers or one soccer mom
$2.00 - Nuclear Ned Pickle
big delicious dill pickle
$2.00 - Chocolate Chip Muffin$4.00OUT OF STOCK
- Bluberry Muffin$4.00
- Banana Nut Muffin$4.00
- Carrot Cake Muffin$4.00
- Lemon Poppyseed$4.00
- Double Choco$4.00
- Chipotle Mayo (8oz)$5.00
- Habanero Mayo (8oz)$5.00
- Pistachio-muffin$4.00
SOUPS
- Chicken Chili
Seriously delicious, crackers are included, shredded cheese, jalapeños , chopped onions, and sour cream available upon request.
$5.00 - Chicken Noodle
please call for availability!
$4.50 - Frito Pie
A bag of Fritos topped with chili and cheese! jalapeño, chopped onions, & sour cream available upon request. It's irresistible.
$6.50
DRINKS
Juices & Soft Drinks
- Fountain Soda$1.83
- Can of Soda$2.50
- 20 oz. Water Bottle$2.00
- Gatorade$2.50
- Juice$2.50
- Naked Juice$4.50
- Horizon Milk$3.00
- Joe's Tea/Root Beer$3.50
- Mexican Coke Bottle$3.25
- Kombucha$4.50
- Celsius$4.50
- Artisanal Kombucha Orande & Cream$4.50
- Artisanal Kombucha Rose Petal Berry$4.50
- Artisanal Kombucha Lavender Butterfly$4.50
- Artisanal Kombucha Blue Dream Soda$4.50
- Artisanal Kombucha Tumeric Tango$4.50
- Artisinal Kombucha Ginger Lime$4.50
- Watermelon+Passion Fruit$3.50
- Watermelon Water$3.50
- MELA-Watermelon+Pineapple$3.50
- MELA-Watermelon+Ginger$3.50
- RedBull Sugar Free$4.50
- RedBull$4.50
- RedBull Tropical$4.50
- ROCKET FUEL$4.50
Coffee, Espresso, Tea
- Cold Brew Ice Coffee$3.75
- Hot Tea$2.50
- Coffee$2.75
- Rocket Fuel - Cold Brew Concentrate
Our famous cold brewed coffee in its concentrated brew strength. We call it Rocket Fuel! This comes in a resealable 16oz pouch and can be stored in the fridge
$4.50 - Cold Brew Coffee$4.75OUT OF STOCK
- Cold Brew Coffee$3.75OUT OF STOCK
- Hot Choco$3.00
KIDS MENU
- PB&J Bagel (Kids)$5.00
- Grilled Cheese (Kids)
American cheese melted on a plain bagel
$5.00 - Gobbler (Kids)
turkey and American cheese on a plain bagel
$7.00 - Lightning Bagel
The Lighting Bagel - egg bagel - scrambled egg - sausage - American cheese - side of maple syrup for dipping Lighting bagel meal includes stickers, goldfish crackers, and chocolate milk❤️ Temporary tattoos are coming soon!
$9.00
DOZENS, SPREADS, BEANS, ETC!
Bagels
Spreads
- Cream Cheese, Spreads & Salads
Made in-house! Cream cheese, lox spread, chicken & tuna salad, hummus.
- Cream Cheese & Spreads$5.00OUT OF STOCK
- Fokken Nuts Peanut Butters
Handcrafted nut butters the old fashioned way. Made in small batches using only high quality ingredients. You can taste the difference!. Some almond and cashew, too!
$13.00 - Zab's Hot Sauce Fokken Nuts$10.00
Bulk Coffee
Condiments (Coming Soon)
CATERING
BREAKFAST CATERING
- Crack of Dawn Group Box
An assortment of our most popular breakfast steamwiches. Sandwiches include Breakfast Bagel, Egg McMahon, Lean Jean, Dank & Eggs
$65.00 - Package Deal
Bakers dozens sliced bagels with spreads of your choice. Tell us what bagels you want. Standard comes with a tub of plain cream cheese and a tub of our veggie cream cheese. 2 Dozen adds chive cream cheese.
$26.00 - Coffee Box for 10 (Includes, cream, sugar, cups, etc...)
Our famous CBA House Blend from Metropolis Coffee.
$29.00 - Extra 10 Cups, Lids, Sleeves$6.00
- Fruit Bowl$75.00OUT OF STOCK
LUNCH CATERING
- GROUP LUNCH BAGS
An assortment of our most popular STEAMWICHES served with chips & cookie - no substitutions. GROUP A - Sandwiches include Stud's Turkey (Turkey), Ravenswood (Roast Beef), Oak Pork (Bacon), Chia Bagel (Veggie). GROUP B Sandwiches include The Clayboy (Turkey), The Loosey (Tuna), Donkey Punch (Chicken Salad), Greg-O (Veggie). (Upon request, we can make the sandwiches NOT STEAMED so they can be refrigerated and served later.)
$99.00 - RICE CRISPY TREAT BOX
25 huge rice crispy treats.
$55.00 - S'MORE THINGY BOX
25 of our huge S'more Thingies.
$55.00 - CBA LUNCH BAG - STEAMWICH$11.00
- CBA CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BOX
A box of 16 individually wrapped fresh baked CBA Huge Chocolate Cookies.
$40.00 - CBA 6 FOOT PARTY SUBS
6 feet of our cold-cut subs served on our amazing salted ciabatta bread. Subs can be divided in as many as six 1ft sections. Our standard 6 Foot Party Sub includes Ned’s Gold (Turkey), Studs Turkey (Turkey), The Loosey (Tuna), The Ravenswood (Roast Beef), The Greg-O (Veggie), The Chia (Veggie), The Italian (Ham/Salami/Pepperoni). Mix it up however you like!
$85.00
Merch, T-Shirts, Hoodies
CBA Apparel
- CBA Classic Logo T-Shirt - Heather True Royal
MANY MORE COLORS AND SIZES AVAILABLE IN OUR ONLINE MERCH STORE! This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
$20.00 - Long Sleeve Classic Logo T-Shirt - Red
MANY MORE COLORS AVAILABLE ONLINE! Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
$25.00 - CBA Classic Logo Unisex Sweatshirt - Red
MANY MORE SIZES AND COLORS AVAILABLE IN OUR ONLINE MERCH STORE! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
$30.00 - Hat$20.00
- Tuesday T Shirt Special$10.00
Lighters, Mugs, Stickers, Etc
- CBA Lighter$2.50OUT OF STOCK
- CBA Travel Coffee Mug
Mug Color: Gloss black Sized: 16 fluid ounces Composition: Insulated aluminum with compression seal plastic screw top and latching flip lid Printed graphic: screen printed monocolor CBA logol Good habits: Drink coffee often and people will enjoy working with you. Keep your coffee from getting stale. Transport it safely. Drink coffee often. Handwash for best results. Don't microwave this. Stop microwaving your coffee. We stole this text from Half Acre!
$16.00 - CBA Ceramic Mug$16.00
- Full Monty Sticker and Post Card Collection$5.00OUT OF STOCK
- Full Monty Sticker Collection$5.00OUT OF STOCK
Woody
bacon, scrambled egg, American cheese, and grape jelly on a bialy. THE OFFICIAL PRE-GAME MEAL OF KERRY WOOD!!